Dogloopwan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective hamster.

Dogloopwan created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogloopwan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dogloopwan, it will think nothing of it.

Dogloopwan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dogloopwan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dogloopwan.

2. Retreat if seven whales approach from the north.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never paint your legs violet.

5. Never wear tights.