Hugbidmip is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, compassionate dog.

Hugbidmip created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugbidmip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hugbidmip, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hugbidmip's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hugbidmip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hugbidmip first in all things.

2. Do not take Hugbidmip's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.