Fidzossbarn is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective cobra.

Fidzossbarn created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidzossbarn, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fidzossbarn, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fidzossbarn's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fidzossbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think ill of sick turtles.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not covet oxen.