Arfhamdavdinmismadcintar is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, loving rhinoceros.

Arfhamdavdinmismadcintar created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Arfhamdavdinmismadcintar, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Arfhamdavdinmismadcintar, she will not care.

Arfhamdavdinmismadcintar's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Arfhamdavdinmismadcintar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Feed all hungry frogs.

3. Always obey Arfhamdavdinmismadcintar's priests.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.