Homfashim is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, uncaring squirrel.

Homfashim created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homfashim, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Homfashim, it will laugh at you.

Homfashim's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Homfashim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Homfashim on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Never go into white rooms.