Appcemvidhap is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, wise wren.

Appcemvidhap created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appcemvidhap, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Appcemvidhap, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Appcemvidhap's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Appcemvidhap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Appcemvidhap loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Never paint your feet purple.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not make images of living things.