Mobcutpom is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, generous dog.

Mobcutpom created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobcutpom, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mobcutpom, it will try to impress you with trees.

Mobcutpom's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Mobcutpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not take Mobcutpom's name in vain.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Do not run in public.