Rownadnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane fish.

Rownadnarl created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rownadnarl, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rownadnarl, she will come to you in dreams.

Rownadnarl's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Rownadnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five aardvarks approach from the east.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not take Rownadnarl's name in vain.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.