Sadnultit is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent deer.

Sadnultit created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadnultit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadnultit, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Sadnultit's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Sadnultit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never wear black ear rings.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.