Quagcissnadtip is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical centaur.

Quagcissnadtip created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quagcissnadtip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quagcissnadtip, she will send you a sign.

Quagcissnadtip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Quagcissnadtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Pray towards the north.