Dumjantarg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain rhinoceros.

Dumjantarg created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumjantarg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dumjantarg, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dumjantarg's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dumjantarg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three mice approach from the north.

2. Feed all hungry rats.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must love Dumjantarg.