Tafstikhak is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered giraffe.

Tafstikhak created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafstikhak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tafstikhak, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tafstikhak's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tafstikhak's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always look after injured great tits.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Hide from cyan geese for they are unholy.