Cudbedqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, egotistical chinchilla.

Cudbedqueeg created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudbedqueeg, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cudbedqueeg, he will laugh at you.

Cudbedqueeg's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cudbedqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Cudbedqueeg on top of all buildings.

2. Cudbedqueeg must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never feed corn to gulls while wearing white trousers.

5. Do not speak about cherries.