Wodminhivnilhot is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, selfish donkey.

Wodminhivnilhot created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Wodminhivnilhot, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wodminhivnilhot, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wodminhivnilhot's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Wodminhivnilhot's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wodminhivnilhot three times a day.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.