Ransasflan Jinwotkik is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, dishonest tortoise.

Ransasflan Jinwotkik created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ransasflan Jinwotkik, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ransasflan Jinwotkik, it will not care.

Ransasflan Jinwotkik's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Ransasflan Jinwotkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ransasflan Jinwotkik.

3. Hide if nine birds approach from the west.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.