Rigkimkem is a god.

He takes the form of a large, deceitful dingo.

Rigkimkem created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigkimkem, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rigkimkem, he will not invite you to parties.

Rigkimkem's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Rigkimkem's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not take Rigkimkem's name in vain.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rigkimkem.