Fobgofmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unsympathetic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fobgofmeg created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobgofmeg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fobgofmeg, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fobgofmeg's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fobgofmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must pray to Fobgofmeg nine times a day.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.