Habpomlatfat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, self-assured chicken.

Habpomlatfat created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habpomlatfat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Habpomlatfat, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Habpomlatfat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Habpomlatfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back magenta.

2. Retreat if six squirrels approach from the south.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.