Biffutdobarnbatmannurl is a god.

He takes the form of a large, humane seal.

Biffutdobarnbatmannurl created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Biffutdobarnbatmannurl, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Biffutdobarnbatmannurl, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Biffutdobarnbatmannurl's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Biffutdobarnbatmannurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green ear rings.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Hide from magenta great tits for they are unholy.

5. Always obey Biffutdobarnbatmannurl's priests.