Flatcibnat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, resourceful wyvern.

Flatcibnat created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flatcibnat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flatcibnat, it will cry a lot.

Flatcibnat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Flatcibnat's Holy Commandments

1. Flatcibnat loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.