Binmumbidbid is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, moody
dove.
Binmumbidbid created viruses five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Binmumbidbid, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Binmumbidbid, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Binmumbidbid's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Binmumbidbid's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear green clothing.
2. Do not kill seals.
3. Never wear orange corsets.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Binmumbidbid.
5. Hide from gray snails for they are unholy.