Binmumbidbid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, moody dove.

Binmumbidbid created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Binmumbidbid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Binmumbidbid, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Binmumbidbid's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Binmumbidbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Do not kill seals.

3. Never wear orange corsets.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Binmumbidbid.

5. Hide from gray snails for they are unholy.