Rillcinhan is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty
cobra.
Rillcinhan created bats eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rillcinhan, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Rillcinhan, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Rillcinhan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Rillcinhan's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. You must love Rillcinhan.
4. Do not sing in public.
5. Do not eat cherries.