Rillcinhan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty cobra.

Rillcinhan created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillcinhan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rillcinhan, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rillcinhan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rillcinhan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must love Rillcinhan.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not eat cherries.