Bestwadfad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, fast crab.

Bestwadfad created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Bestwadfad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bestwadfad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bestwadfad's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bestwadfad's Holy Commandments

1. Bestwadfad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Worship no other gods but Bestwadfad.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.