Vinspagmum is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, awesome guinea pig.

Vinspagmum created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Vinspagmum, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vinspagmum, he will not care.

Vinspagmum's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vinspagmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.