Bab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awesome hippopotamus.

Bab created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bab, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Bab loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bab.

5. Always help snakes.