Sigdobpog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, awesome wolf.

Sigdobpog created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigdobpog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sigdobpog, she will cry a lot.

Sigdobpog's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Sigdobpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never feed melons to nematodes while wearing magenta skirts.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always help sick rats.

5. Sigdobpog must be the most important thing in your life.