Gessfethas is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous fox.

Gessfethas created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessfethas, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gessfethas, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gessfethas' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gessfethas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Never jump in the presence of gulls.

3. Never wear blue skirts.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gessfethas.

5. Always obey Gessfethas' priests.