Listpangpak is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise chinchilla.

Listpangpak created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listpangpak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Listpangpak, he will strike you with lightening.

Listpangpak's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Listpangpak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Listpangpak on top of all buildings.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.