Gidfasdab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring wyvern.

Gidfasdab created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidfasdab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gidfasdab, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gidfasdab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gidfasdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Always look after injured turtles.

4. Gidfasdab loves cats, so they must be respected.

5. Always help sick otters.