Hanfedbad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, vain unicorn.

Hanfedbad created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanfedbad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hanfedbad, she will not invite you to parties.

Hanfedbad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Hanfedbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Run away if four seals approach from the north.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hanfedbad.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not hurt great tits.