Dagkonceb is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless cow.

Dagkonceb created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagkonceb, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dagkonceb, it will think nothing of it.

Dagkonceb's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dagkonceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dagkonceb.