Jingar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent porpoise.

Jingar created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jingar, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jingar, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Jingar's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Jingar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Put Jingar first in all things.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. Do not take Jingar's name in vain.
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