Tomfebrul is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable crane.

Tomfebrul created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomfebrul, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tomfebrul, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tomfebrul's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tomfebrul's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tomfebrul first in all things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Do not speak about apples.