Cidortduss Muthigmon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonest swan.

Cidortduss Muthigmon created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidortduss Muthigmon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cidortduss Muthigmon, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cidortduss Muthigmon's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cidortduss Muthigmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow shirts.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Run away from green eagles, for they are unholy.

4. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the south.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.