Rotkabkik is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective dog.

Rotkabkik created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotkabkik, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rotkabkik, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rotkabkik's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Rotkabkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.