Largdidtam is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, able sheep.

Largdidtam created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largdidtam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Largdidtam, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Largdidtam's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Largdidtam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise rings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always take life seriously.