Mit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, narcissistic armadillo.

Mit created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mit, it will turn you into a snail.

Mit's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Mit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Retreat if nine grasshopers approach from the south.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.