Fumnurllim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, capable yak.

Fumnurllim created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fumnurllim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fumnurllim, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fumnurllim's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fumnurllim's Holy Commandments

1. Fumnurllim loves whales, so they must be respected.

2. Never feed aubergines to gulls while wearing mauve trousers.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.