Listjipjop Nurlrotdad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, narcissistic walrus.

Listjipjop Nurlrotdad created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listjipjop Nurlrotdad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Listjipjop Nurlrotdad, she will turn you into a worm.

Listjipjop Nurlrotdad's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Listjipjop Nurlrotdad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Listjipjop Nurlrotdad on top of all buildings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Do not drink alcohol.