Jinlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty troll.

Jinlarn created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinlarn, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jinlarn, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jinlarn's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Jinlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Do not take Jinlarn's name in vain.

3. Never sit near porpoises.

4. Jinlarn loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.