Talquatmeg Fossbetfeb Kipkabstik is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty dragonfly.

Talquatmeg Fossbetfeb Kipkabstik created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Talquatmeg Fossbetfeb Kipkabstik, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Talquatmeg Fossbetfeb Kipkabstik, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Talquatmeg Fossbetfeb Kipkabstik's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Talquatmeg Fossbetfeb Kipkabstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never paint your chest cyan.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Hide from indigo voles for they are unholy.