Lundumcam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent donkey.

Lundumcam created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Lundumcam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lundumcam, it will not care at all.

Lundumcam's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Lundumcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never skip in the presence of swans.

3. Never hurt dolphins.

4. Feed all hungry mites.

5. Do not take Lundumcam's name in vain.