Zakpid is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind fox.

Zakpid created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakpid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zakpid, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zakpid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zakpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.