Kadcibsis is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, staggering wyvern.

Kadcibsis created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadcibsis, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kadcibsis, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Kadcibsis' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Kadcibsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Run away from magenta hamsters, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.