Megyimmot is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered butterfly.

Megyimmot created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megyimmot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Megyimmot, it will turn you into a mouse.

Megyimmot's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Megyimmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Hide if four otters approach from the south.