Stragbunhon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent hippopotamus.

Stragbunhon created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragbunhon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stragbunhon, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Stragbunhon's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Stragbunhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never hurt tortoises.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Stragbunhon must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never look at stars.