Larphabmil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured armadillo.

Larphabmil created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Larphabmil, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Larphabmil, he will turn you into a plant.

Larphabmil's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Larphabmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.