Libbutmonnegfonflag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, thoughtless crocodile.

Libbutmonnegfonflag created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Libbutmonnegfonflag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Libbutmonnegfonflag, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Libbutmonnegfonflag's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Libbutmonnegfonflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Put Libbutmonnegfonflag first in all things.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.