Likstik is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, weak aardvark.

Likstik created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Likstik, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Likstik, she will turn you into a rock.

Likstik's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Likstik's Holy Commandments

1. Put Likstik first in all things.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. You must pray to Likstik eight times a day.