Kamflowtarg is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable bee.

Kamflowtarg created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Kamflowtarg, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kamflowtarg, she will torture you forever.

Kamflowtarg's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Kamflowtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry bats.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

4. Do not take Kamflowtarg's name in vain.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.